Man craps his pants while running
This article describes a work or element of fiction in a primarily in-universe style. Please help rewrite it to explain the fiction more clearly and provide non-fictional perspective. A married man was being unfaithful to his wife, and giving another woman pleasure with his hands, but he lost his wedding ring. he tried putting a finger up to see if he could find it, but couldn'y, so he put in his whole hand, still no luck, so he tried deeper, until his whole arm disappeared, he still had no luck, and eventually he climbed. FASCINATING FACTS THAT WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS-The world is running out of chocolate. The world production of cocoa is .
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Until next time be good, stay off the chems and stay out of the cunty cold. Let me do all da talking 'cause if they hear our accents, they might think we're thicko's from Ireland and try to screw us. I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. I could talk my way out of it. One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. Little known medical fact: Martha, deeply moved, touches his hand.
Wrestling with Archie the Greek Karras. Vintage nostalgic Slide Shows from Bill Porter. Professional pocket billiards is one. In a room with a pool table and a couple of hustlers, the truth is a silly abstraction. Around high-stakes pool, everybody lies about everything, to everyone, loudly or quickly, but nonstop and with style. A tight society of pool hustlers — the best or so players in the country — hangs together, perpetuates itself, sees very many arguments, very few fights, makes inside jokes, has a jargon of its own, maintains a grapevine, works around a common gaggle of superstitions, has gentlemen and drunks.
Young Turks and old pros, fat times and skinny, Rembrandts and Walter Keanes, watches new people arrive and old ones die. The reason it can exist on a billion little lies is that the single unspoken truth it honors is the only one for which it scores points: The lies after all, are designed only to get you a game: The lies get you into the game, but only the truth gets the hell out with the money.
Chalk, shoot, think, bank shot, roll, chalk, work the rack, chalk, shoot, until someone goes home with the truth in his pocket. All rolled up in a rubber band. Some go home with just the rubber band, and some lose that too.
The truth about professional pocket billiards is its own classic and subtle drama which is built around a set of skills that takes a lifetime to master.
received finger scratch marks. Эта страсть у неё со студенческих лет, когда её пустила по кругу толпа байкеров, заставляя шалаву кончать снова и. - Никак. (Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find your undies after a shower doesn't count.
urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any commonly accepted piss hole. Шаловливая темноволосая женщина с шикарным внешним видом решила проявить свою развратность и раскрепощенность и надела на себя крутые возбуждающие чулки и хорошее нижнее белье, под низ черного платья. Pushing his fat, throbbing cock into her anus, he began fucking her hard.
Do you ever get to a Thursday afternoon, you're pretty thrashed, the update is almost finished and all that stands between you and calling it a day is writing the blog section at the top? Come on admit it - we've all been there! So what to do? Well one way is to power through and get it done. Another is to post a fuckload of jokes instead and hope no one notices. Actually that sounds like a great idea.
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air".
The other hooker looked at her and said "No, I just burped". He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed.
He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace. Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt. BEER -- What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Your husband shouldn't have to wait in line! According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.
She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: Having your girlfriend find out you're married; 2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis; 3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring. This parrot knew only one sentence, which was "Let's make love".
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It takes the Mack and his Exploiting his own life experiences with a brutal honesty, which he delivered in a profanity-laced urban lyricism, Richard Pryor was arguably the most influential and groundbreaking comedian of his generation. Emerging from a youth of violence and abuse, Pryor used that history to inform his comedy, more as a raconteur than as a traditional teller of jokes. His material was profane and socially astute, provoking thought as well as laughter.
As a writer, he earned an Emmy, in addition to five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. Although a veteran of more than 40 feature films, Pryor's creative apex came with the seminal performance movie "Richard Pryor Live in Concert" Then, at the height of his fame and in the depths of a debilitating drug addiction, Pryor nearly died after lighting himself on fire while he "freebased" cocaine in To the astonishment of many, he rose like a phoenix from the ashes and went on to become one of the biggest movie stars of the day in films like "Stir Crazy" and "Richard Pryor: Live on the Sunset Strip" The rebirth was short-lived, unfortunately, after the effects of multiple sclerosis began to erode his once formidable ability, beginning in The rebirth was short-lived, unfortunately, after the effects of multiple sclerosis began to erode his once formidable ability, beginning in and ultimately debilitating the comedian by the end of the decade.
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